"So I hit him because he was getting on my nerves" the little kid said. The adult looked at him.incredulously and said," Oh, that is an idea. I think I am going to start hitting everyone who bothers me." The little kid looked very confused.Then the adult remembered.
Second graders don't get sarcasm.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Theme Thursday: Camera
"I don't know if I can ever get past this," I said. "Why can't you move on?" you asked. "I don't know if they could ever make it up to me," I said sighing. "Listen, they aren't making film for your polaroid anymore. It's time to let go of that camera and throw it out."
For more takes on the theme check out Theme Thursday.
For more takes on the theme check out Theme Thursday.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
55 Flash Fiction Friday: Two Ships Passing In The Night
After two days spent in the same harbor the ships were back to just passing by each other for a few hours every night. One ship took on water and started sinking. The other ship threw out a line of rescue. "I won't let you down again," the rescuing captain said to the sinking boat.
Flash Fiction Friday is hosted by g-man.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Theme Thursday: Candy
Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
Rhymes chanted off on the run
Kids dressed up having fun
Knocking at doors asking for some
All grown up now and feeling old
I don't ask you for candy so bold
I just go to buy it where it's sold
Somehow it just doesn't taste quite as good
As Halloween candy asked for both polite and rude
So I find myself knocking at your door in a mood
Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
For more takes on the theme check out Theme Thursday.
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
Rhymes chanted off on the run
Kids dressed up having fun
Knocking at doors asking for some
All grown up now and feeling old
I don't ask you for candy so bold
I just go to buy it where it's sold
Somehow it just doesn't taste quite as good
As Halloween candy asked for both polite and rude
So I find myself knocking at your door in a mood
Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
For more takes on the theme check out Theme Thursday.
Friday, June 4, 2010
55 Flash Fiction Friday: I Thought It Was Thursday
"So five minutes ago I was standing at work and thinking about what to write for my Theme Thursday. Then it hit me.", I said. 'What hit you?", you asked. "That it is not Thursday anymore. That it is already Friday and worse yet Friday began at 8:00 P.M. Thursday night and I missed it."
Flash Fiction Friday is hosted by g-man.
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